Random Nonsense - Careful, Big Brother is Watching

Random Nonsense – Big Brother is Watching You

I don’t want to freak anyone out, but I had a “Big Brother is watching you” moment the other day that I think I should share. I was at the mall with one of our boys, looking at a diagram of all the stores, when I noticed that there was a big red arrow in the EXACT spot that we were standing that said "YOU ARE HERE." "Now hold it one minute" I thought. "How does this device know where we are at?  What sort of space age, high tech, computerized, satellite linked to the GPS in my cell phone device are we dealing with here?  Sweat broke out on my forehead, as the kid begged to go to a nearby toy store. “Quiet!” I hissed, “They know we're here.”  My beady eyes darted first left and then right and then left again.  I discreetly ditched my phone in the nearest garbage can and grabbed the kid by the collar, ignoring his protests as we walked/ran to the car and headed for home, glancing nervously in the rear view mirror to make sure we weren't being tailed.

Just a heads up folks, things are getting kind of creepy out there. Best to keep your head on a swivel at all times. I do.